New Revelations

I am sick of perpetual battles with my mother, so I am finding other things to think about/learn

Things I have learned so far at UCLA, and Things I have noticed over the past few days:
1. Stats is going to be a bitch, and all Stats teachers, often men in their 30's and 40's, are utterly insane.
2. Reproduction and sex are opposites.
3. Your penis is actually evolved to remove as much of another man's semen is possible from a woman's vagina while putting your own in, and you're likely to ejaculate more semen if you believe your partner may have had other men recently. Haha. YOUR penis(es) with a vagina...hahahaha....STAY AWAY!!
:-D
4. "Caltrain" is an anogram for "Claratin."
5. At 8:00 in the morning, it is easier to drive to the city on surface streets than on the freeway.
6. I am in need of amy form of human contact, even just verbal, with someone not related to me.