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Friday, July 28, 2006

Ugh.

So it seems that we, not the terrorists, are the greatest threat to homeland security.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060728/ap_on_re_us/gays_military

Now, why would you get rid of someone who is one of 300 members of the military, with about two million total members, who speaks Arabic without even following your source? Why would you break you own goddamn idiotic policy when it would require you to get rid of someone with a rather valued skill?

2 Comments:

Blogger Freud said...

Military investigators wrote that Copas "engaged in at least three homosexual relationships, and is dealing with at least two jealous lovers, either of whom could be the anonymous source providing this information."

Oh, and "he doesn't use protection, and he ...."

Sounds like one of the investigators may be gay themselves.

8:31 PM  
Blogger Odd Files said...

The two exes, perhaps?

11:22 PM  

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