"Brewable Beans"

I am taking a market research survey which is asking me what I think of the potential product, Floger's Coffee "Brewable Beans." Basically, they pre-grind the beans wat too much and then reconcentrate the grinds into little tabs where 1 tab=1 cup--meant for the average American who "hates the guess work in brewing a cup of coffee, and hates that they sometimes brew a pot too strong or too weak." Um, Okay...interesting concept... but, NO.

Then some of the strongly agree-strongly disagree statements were:
"This brand is for people who appreciate the finer things in life."
"This brand brings my mornings to life"
"With this brand I feel I'm doing the best for my family"

HAHAHAHAHAHA.