Cars

Well, my parents weren't upset about the scrape from the stump after all; my mom said, "Oh, I've done that on my car. It really bugs me the gardener trimmed that bush so much." Hours later, my dad said, "It was bound to happen at some point, if not by you than by me; I need to tell the gardener to leave that plant taller the next time he trims it in."
...okay, we're all taking the "blame the gardener" route. Fine. At least I'm not being killed.

Anyway, neurologist tomorrow! With any luck, I'll get on some preventative migraine meds and have them less frequently and/or less intensely. I am excited.